Column 8

The following item has been sent in by a previous editor of Column 8, and as such we can't name him. But John (oops!) has a theory on the legless seagulls we've been discussing here for some days. "Everyone knows that seagulls bite one leg off so that they get more sympathy from people at the beach, and therefore get fed more hot chips than two-legged gulls." Stands to reason.